ebonymovies Chapter 808 You Don't Know Anything
Chapter 808 You Don't Know Anything
Chapter 808 You Don't Know Anything
Yunchu took out a thin ivory ruler from the pen container, half suspended in the air, and half placed on the table, indicating to Di Renjie to hit the ruler vertically with a grape from the fruit bowl.
With a sound of "baji", the ruler was hit by the grapes and fell to the ground rolling over.
He said softly, "What do you want to explain?"
Yun Chu didn't answer his question, picked up the ruler, put it back, found a piece of white paper to cover the part of the ruler against the table, and signaled Di Renjie to continue smashing grapes.
Di Renjie picked a big grape and dropped it vertically on the ruler again. This time, the ruler bounced and did not fall.
The clever Di Renjie took another orange and smashed it on the ruler again. Similarly, the ruler bounced even more violently, but still didn't hit the ground. It seemed that the heavy paper had completely fixed the ruler.
Until Di Renjie smashed a big pear with plenty of water on it, Yunchu's precious ivory ruler broke from it, but the other half was still firmly pressed on the table by the white paper.
Yun Chu regretfully picked up the broken ruler, trimmed the stubble with a knife, one ruler turned into two rulers, and put it into the pen holder casually.
Di Renjie stuffed the two fallen grapes into his mouth, and handed the pear back to Rourou.
Gentle nibbled on a pear and said, "What do you mean?"
Yun Chu sat behind the table, clasped his hands on his lower abdomen, looked tenderly and said: "It means that you actually don't understand anything."
She nodded gently and said, "Change to another one and continue."
Yun Chu nodded, stood up and took two silver dinner forks from the shelf behind him, bit his mouth together, took out a toothpick from the toothpick holder and inserted it horizontally on the fork mouth, and finally inserted a toothpick into a In the hole on the lid of the copper censer, there is a fork with a toothpick inserted in it, and the toothpicks are placed point by point.
Then, Wen Rou Gen Di Renjie saw that the fork was leaning to one side, but it trembled and did not fall. Yun Chu even pushed it lightly, and the fork spun around the toothpick.
Rou Rou threw the gnawed fruit cores into the wastebasket, took the toothpicks, dinner forks, and incense burner, and repeated Yun Chu's actions just now, and it turned out that he could do the same easily.
After finishing the experiment, Rourou looked at Yunchu and said, "This is the knowledge of the Mohists, and it should be similar to the imaging of small holes in Mo Di's black room in the past."
Di Renjie followed suit and said, "Wooden cows and horses are the same as Gongshu's organs and birds, but the knowledge of the Mohists and the knowledge of the Gongshu family have been lost.
So, my son and the others will learn from Mo Di and Gongshu's knowledge? "
Yun Chu shook his head proudly and said: "Mohists, Gongshu's knowledge is shallow, they know it but don't know why, it can't be compared with my knowledge."
Rou Rou's eyes lit up and said, "Are you a master?"
Yun Chu silently worshiped all the sages of Gephysics that he knew in his heart, and nodded his head as a matter of course.
Hearing this, Rou Wen stood up straight, and Chao Yunchu intervened and said: "So, a certain family is willing to worship Brother Yuchu as their teacher."
Di Renjie went too far, already knelt on the ground and kowtowed like garlic.
Facing these two shameless people who wanted to prostitute his own knowledge for nothing, Yunchu naturally sternly refused.
Di Renjie got up from the ground with difficulty and said regretfully: "If there is a chance to see the true face of learning, it is not impossible to worship the foster father."
Rourou was also filled with emotion, and said to Yunchu: "I saw Gouzi assembling a wooden ox and horse today, and saw that the [-]-jin wooden ox and horse could move forward while being dragged by Gouzi. I saw two even more unbelievable demonstrations, and from now on, when Gouzi is learning, a certain family will never intervene again."
Yun Chu curled his lips and said, "Are you qualified to intervene?"
Wen Rou turned his face and said: "Don't be too complacent, you are just lucky and there will always be help from others, we just don't have this chance, if we do, we will definitely learn no worse than you."
Yun Chu frowned and said: "I remember that you are not a bitter and jealous person, why are you spending half of your time with a resentful woman now?"
Gentlely said: "That's someone else, it won't work with you, God gave you all the good things, but I have nothing here."
Di Renjie said to Rourou: "It's shameful to worship Yunchu as a adoptive father. It's a good idea for us to worship Master Xuanzang as our teacher."
Yun Chu touched his bluish forehead and said, "Do you still remember the last time I was beaten with a stick and bled?"
Di Renjie rubbed his head and said, "In order to study, it's not a problem at all."
Yun Chu saw that the two were dazed, so he laughed and said, "Then hurry up and prepare more gifts, Master Xuanzang is in a good mood recently."
Yunjin’s Wooden Niu Liuma is still a bit cumbersome. Although there are connecting rods and eccentric gears inside, as long as a force is applied to the eccentric, every time the eccentric rotates a circle, the eccentric will move the connecting rod to connect the connecting rods of the limbs. When the rod rotates a circle, the limbs of the wooden cow and horse will move forward accordingly.
Very clumsy!
In other words, this thing is a big toy that belongs to children. As for the actual application, it is useless.
Even so, when Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi led three wooden oxen and horses running around in Jinchang Square, they still gave the already lively market a great shock.
When the villagers who were shocked by the wooden cow and the horse heard that the carpenter was ordered by the three children to make this thing, so after the Buddha girl Naha appeared in the Yun family, three smart people appeared again. The children of the top are three years old, and I know that these three children will have a bright future, and the three families will prosper.
In fact, these words are empty words. The fathers of these three children are themselves the top of the new generation of officials in the Tang Dynasty. As long as their children are not stupid, their futures will not be so bad.
People in Datang seem to be very keen on producing child prodigies, and several child prodigies will be produced every now and then.
Therefore, the Yun family was originally the family of prominent eunuchs in Chang'an, so it is really nothing to have three child prodigies in one breath.
What's more, Yun's child prodigy is different from others' poetry prodigy. The legend of Wooden Cow and Liuma is the product of Zhuge Liang's conspiracy. It is said that it has been lost for a long time, but now it is reappeared by three children. It is miraculous.
With these three wooden oxen and horses, ordinary people can even take them to the government to receive rewards. Of course, officials can take these objects as auspicious signs and report them to the imperial court. No matter what kind they are, they can get great rewards.
Unlike poetry, if you just write a song like "goose, goose, song to the sky, white hair floating in green water, anthurium pulling clear waves", you can be famous in Luoyang.
Unlike Luoyang, it is obviously much more difficult to get the famous Zao Chang'an.
Of course Yu Xiurong knew that her husband made the blueprints for building wooden cows and horses, and she was there to wait on them while drawing.
The situation of my husband is not good, he has made too many great contributions in the past, and now the ordinary small contributions will not benefit him at all, and will attract the royal family to covet.
It's all right now, the three little boys took the wooden ox and horse out for a walk, everyone knew that the children made this thing themselves, even the emperor would have no face to snatch it from the children.
As the children's mother and teacher's wife, Yu Xiurong had long been standing at the door in full dress, talking politely to the neighbors, listening to their compliments, and smilingly watching the three sweaty little guys holding hands. Walking over with the wooden cow.
If Yu Xiurong can still maintain his emotions, Wen Huan's mother and Di Guangsi's mother are already crying so much that they can't stand upright at this time. If they don't have the maids around them to support them, they will kneel on the ground and cry .
An eight-year-old child can reproduce the old skills of Marquis Wu. Who can believe this?Today, their children did it.
It stands to reason that these three children are all legitimate sons and eldest sons, and they can inherit their father's title even if they become ineffective in the future. So far, although Di Renjie has not yet obtained a title, no one doubts that Di Renjie will not get a title in the future.
Therefore, the future of these three children is carefree. However, if the children can strengthen their grandfather Shengzu to get their own future, wouldn't it be even more glorious?
Whether it's Yu Xiurong, Di Renjie's wife Wang Shi, or the gentle wife Zheng Shi, they all know in their hearts that they are like mirrors. As long as their husbands are willing to report this matter, these three children will at least get the honor of an honest man. Position, he was an official when he was eight years old, and he was better than many people in their seventies and eighties at the beginning.
Yun Jin flicked his big itchy ears in doubt, he couldn't figure out why Wen and Di Guangsi would be hugged tightly by their mother and cry, only his mother was looking at him with disgust.
Yun Jin, giggling, pulled the wooden cow over, leaned closer to her mother and said, "Why are the two aunts crying?"
Yu Xiurong said: "Of course it's because their son is so good and happy in his heart, that's why he hugged them and wept."
Yun Jin nodded and said, "Why doesn't Auntie hold the baby? Could it be that your baby is not good?"
Yu Xiurong said: "You, Aye, started supporting a family when you were eight years old, much better than you.
However, my son is not bad, so A Niang will hug you reluctantly, and there will be no tears when you cry. "
Yun Jin was hugged perfunctorily by her mother. Seeing Wen Huan and Di Guangsi somewhat envious, before his envy arose, Li Si hugged her.
Although the people here are all from his own family, Yun Jin was still blushing from Li Si's embrace, and wanted to break free, but Li Si's strength was so great that she couldn't break free at all.
"Not bad, not bad, you are really a smart kid." Li Si hugged Yun Jin, and rubbed his face against Yun Jin's indiscriminately.
Yu Xiurong was watching, and she felt that Li Si did it on purpose, deliberately taking advantage of his gentle wife, Di Renjie's wife, to reveal her plans for Yun Jin in a fair and honest way.
Seeing the gentle wife in this scene, Di Renjie's wife forgot to continue crying.
Not only did he forget to cry, but even the newly born child prodigy in his arms didn't feel so fragrant anymore.
If it was the other royal princesses who were holding Yun Jin, they might feel sorry for Yun Jin.
However, Li Si is different after all. This child grew up under the noses of them. Although he is a little stupid, he is a really good child.
Cui Yao looked at her disciple with a look of relief, put her hands in the sleeves of the wide gauze dress, and said to Cui Shi beside her: "Let me just say, the disciples I teach, even if they are not very knowledgeable, can be You must know how to hold on to what you want most from an early age."
Cui pointed at Yu Xiurong's face like the bottom of a pot and whispered, "Madam doesn't seem very happy."
Cui Yao curled her lips and said: "She is confused, she always thinks that Li Si is Yun Jin's sister."
Cui Shi said: "It's probably because I don't like Princess Li."
Cui Yao said: "She still likes Li Si, but Li Si is a girl and a boy who looks like His Majesty, and is far from the empress's all-powerful appearance."
Yu Xiurong watched Li Si and Yun Jin giggling and dragging the wooden cow and horse into the back house, and cast fierce eyes on Cui Yao.
Cui Yao waved her hand and said: "It's none of my business, even if you want to complain, it was you who led the wolf into the house in the first place.
You raised the wolf cub, okay? Take it! "
(End of this chapter)