ebonymovies Chapter 807, enjoy the humiliation
Chapter 807, enjoy the humiliation
Chapter 807, enjoy the humiliation
When Yunchu left Xuanzang's place, he found that Master Kuji had organized many monks to catch fish.
Although it was just a casual order from Xuanzang, Kuiji and the others treated it as an order. Judging by the gauze nets they used for fishing, even a small fish half an inch long could never escape.
"These fish will be born with spiritual wisdom after listening to Master Xuanzang's chanting for a long time, and this pond is too small to be conducive to their practice. Amitabha Buddha, all things have spirits, and all have the opportunity to peek at the spiritual mountain. My Buddha is merciful... "
Yunchu fished out two two-foot-long red-tailed carps from the big wooden barrel, and said to Master Kuiji, "Take them back and release them yourself..."
Master Kuiji nodded and said, "It's also a good fate."
Yun Chu, who was carrying two carps home, was very emotional. There was no way that such a monk could not be liked.
Wealthy, kind, living in their own Buddhist kingdom and not harassing people in the secular world, and sometimes wanting to save the world with compassion, if they can persevere and not change their minds, they will exist in this world Definitely a good thing.
Yu Xiurong had been waiting at the back door for her husband's return early on. She thought that her husband might have gone to tell Yun Jin what to do in the future, and when Yun Chu came in through the small door in the back garden, she found that he was carrying two huge carp in his hand.
"These two fish eavesdropped on Master Xuanzang's chanting, and they were about to become fine, so they brought them back specially to look for a chance to release them."
Yu Xiurong heard that her husband didn't mention the important point, so she said angrily: "It happens that there is no fish in the kitchen, so it would be best to ask Sanfei to make carp baked noodles, and pay homage to the five internal organs temple."
Yun Chu thought about the good taste of carp baked noodles, licked his lips and said, "It's also a way, I originally wanted to use it to braise it."
"My husband didn't ask Master Xuanzang, what is Caiyun'er suitable for?"
Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong and said, "You mother doesn't even know, do you have to ask an old monk?"
"Don't dare to talk nonsense, Master Xuanzang is a Buddha."
"You know it's a Buddha, but you still make carp noodles from the fish raised by the Buddha?"
"Buddha is Buddha, fish is fish!"
Yun Chu shook his head, an extremely double-standard woman like Yu Xiurong basically has no fate with Buddha in this life.
Instead of asking her to worship Buddha, she prefers to worship Master Xuanzang. Buddha does not bring her much benefit, but Master Xuanzang can.
In addition, she has always suspected that Master Xuanzang is her father-in-law, so she has no scruples about bowing down to Master Xuanzang.
The family made two pots of carp baked noodles, one for the family to eat, and the other for Yunchu to send to the county government to invite Rourou to eat with Di Renjie.
Fish contaminated with Buddha nature are rare.
While dismantling the fish head, Yunchu said to Wenrou and Di Renjie: "Don't provoke Yinggong recently, he doesn't want to harm anyone, he is just an old wolf protecting his cubs, there is no reason to say."
Rourou spat out the fish tail from her mouth and smiled: "You haven't said whether Yinggong Hu is a son, a grandson, or a great-grandson?
I sent someone to check and found nothing. "
Di Renjie pulled out a long thorn from his mouth and nodded, "There is no record on Wenpo's side, nor on the government register, and I don't know where Yinggong put the child's household registration, not even the Li clan. Record."
Yun Chu tapped the table with his fingers and said, "Be kind."
"Who gave birth to that child, we can ignore it, but we have to know."
Yun Chu took a sip of the slippery fish brain, took a sip of wine and said, "Master Xuanzang told me that one must be kind, and we should be kinder."
Gentle, Di Renjie nodded at the same time, even if he put aside the matter of investigating Yinggong's mansion.
"Your Majesty has established a new year name, named Linde, which will be officially implemented in September. It seems that the Fengchan Taishan Grand Ceremony will be officially held at the beginning of next year. From the past dynasties, the Fengchan Taishan Grand Ceremony, the three of us are following along On the list of guards, Yunchu is the most unlucky, he wants to be the emperor's personal attendant, and he should be able to get the title of regular servant of loose riders by then."
"Kirin has five phases, lion head, elk body, tiger eyes, antlers, and dragon scales imply five virtues: benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness.
The horn of the unicorn is regarded as the most precious part, representing outstanding talent and excellent wisdom.
Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, trustworthiness plus outstanding talent and wisdom are what His Majesty says today.
I also heard that at the Zen Conferring Ceremony, His Majesty will officially call himself the Emperor, and the Empress will call himself the Empress.
I heard that this was proposed by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. He said that in the past, His Majesty and the Empress called themselves the Emperor, and the Queen of Heaven was not supported by God's will. "
Gentlely took a sip of wine and sighed: "For a Yaxian, this guy is completely shameless, don't even think about it, when the ceremony of enshrining Chan, His Majesty will face God directly, and tell God at this time that he is not only the Lord of the world, but also Will be the lord of the gods. Could it be that my Tang Dynasty is really strong enough to not need the blessings of the gods?
Or is it that the person you educated has lost respect for heaven and earth? "
Yun Chu pointed to the sky outside the window and said, "This kind of thing can be done, but you can't talk about it. As long as you don't talk about it, God won't know about it."
Di Renjie stretched his neck to look at Yunchu and said, "The emperor doesn't have to believe it, but the ministers have to believe it. The emperor wants to centralize power by doing this. The ministers hope that the emperor will believe in the way of heaven, and hope that the emperor can discipline himself.
However, it is also ridiculous. When the ministers have no way to limit the imperial power, they pin their hopes on the sky, which is too illusory. "
Gentle said again: "A skilled craftsman in Chang'an City is said to have made the wooden ox and horse that Wuhou made back then. It is said that he can walk by himself with just a push.
Shall we wait and see? "
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not of much value."
Gentle and puzzled, he said: "If the wooden cow and the flowing horse really reappear, do you know how much animal power can be saved?" "
Yun Chu continued to shake his head and said, "It's not that there are chariots and horses that can drive automatically, but it requires a very high level of knowledge of objects, and it cannot be made by a carpenter. This is obviously a liar."
Wen Rou sneered and said: "I don't have the ability to look above your head like you. As long as that carpenter can make a wooden cow and horse that walks on its own, I am willing to call him a master."
Di Renjie also felt that Yun Chu was overbearing, so he said, "Anyway, it's only a few steps away, so it's nothing to see."
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I'm going to sleep for a while, you go on your own, if it really meets your requirements, I'll follow you to honor him as a master, that's fine."
Wen Rou said angrily: "At the beginning Lu Ban made wooden birds, which flew in the air for three days and three nights. Now, it is not uncommon for people to make wooden cows and horses that can walk on their own."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I didn't say that there can't be someone who can walk on a log in this world, but I said that my current understanding of Gewu in Datang should not be able to produce something that can really have practical value.
Let me tell you, there is no perpetual motion machine in this world, no matter how delicate the mechanism is, it cannot be perpetual motion. "
"Why?"
"Because the law of conservation of energy does not allow it."
"What is the law of conservation of energy?"
"This is Yun's family education, and it will not be passed on."
"What can this knowledge do?"
"It can make a car run without oxen and horses, and it can make a stone fly."
"Since it's your family's family education, then I won't ask, I just ask you, can my son learn it?"
"Of course your children are my apprentices, why can't you learn?"
"What else is there in your house?"
"You are going too far. Although we are as close as brothers, I will turn my face if you continue to ask."
Di Renjie and Wenrou looked at each other, patted the table and said, "Okay, let's not ask, let's go and see the wooden cow and horse that can walk by itself first, if what they make is feasible, I will slap you in the face when you come back."
Yun Chu washed the oily hands from eating the fish head just now, yawned and said: "Go, go, look carefully, my face is here, you are welcome to hit it."
Gentle, Di Renjie left in a hurry, the two of them were extremely unconvinced by the various miracles that Yunchu had shown over the years.
Obviously seeing that Yunchu's knowledge is not as good as the two of them, at most it can only be regarded as mixed knowledge, and judging from Yunchu's various performances, he is not proficient.
But it was this kind of Yunchu who squeezed the two of them so much that they could hardly breathe.
Most of the time, Yunchu can tell the result immediately just by reading the beginning, once or twice is fine, who hasn't had a time when his wisdom erupts, but, if his intelligence erupts more than ten times a day, this is very too much.
Gentle, Di Renjie left, and Yun Chu didn't go to sleep, but went straight to a warehouse in the county government.
Only Yunchu himself has the key to this warehouse, and adventurers put a lot of things in it every year.
Things are very complicated, I don't see any use.
Yunchu opened the warehouse and looked around. It was filled with stones of various colors, various liquids exuding pungent smells, various withered plants, and even some huge fish bones.
After Yunchu walked around the warehouse, he sighed and said, "Lacking so many things, the people of Tang Dynasty can't go beyond the age of steam and directly light up another technology tree, right?
However, it is good to develop the steam engine to the limit, even if it is a steampunk Tang Dynasty, it is also very good..."
Gentle, Di Renjie didn't come to slap his face for a long time, Yunchu went back to the rest room and took a nap, when he woke up, the county government had already gone on business, and the officials of various government offices, the petty officials were getting off work in the lock hall, it was very bustling lively.
However, it was lively for a while, and the county government immediately became silent.
Yunchu washed his face and was about to go home from get off work. At this time, Di Renjie came back full of anger.
Seeing Yunchu looking at them with piercing eyes, the two took out a copper coin from their pockets and threw it to Yunchu with dark faces.
Yun Chu caught it in the air, opened a wooden box on the table, and threw two copper coins into it.
Listening to the crashing sound of the copper coins entering the box, Rourou twitched her mouth. The number of copper coins in the wooden box represented how many times he and Di Renjie failed.
Yunchu didn’t ask about the result, and there’s no need to ask. Yunchu has been doing things like stimulating people’s interest in machinery in the Tang Dynasty. The wooden cow and horse itself are things that came out after he funded them. What kind of virtue is that thing? Clearer than him.
In short, that thing is a teaching toy made for three children, Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi.
Ruan Rou and Di Renjie didn't know about it before, but now that they know about it, they feel extremely humiliated.
"Zhong Kui has slept with your aunt for more than a month, so he should be satisfied. If he is not married, he will be suspected of being a hooligan." Seeing the dejected look of the two, Yun Chu couldn't bear it, so he deliberately changed the topic.
Rourou looked up at Yunchu and said, "Is it fun to play with the two of us?"
Yun Chu patted Gentle on the shoulder and said: "This is just the beginning, when you two see the homework I left for the students, and you two guys who are known as the heroes of the world clearly know every word on it, but don't know what to do." When you know what you're talking about, that's when you really enjoy the humiliation."
(End of this chapter)