zero second lore

Chapter 153

Chapter 153

On both sides of the stage in the auditorium, there are two large LCD screens, which can be connected to the computer in the lighting and multimedia room.

Every year at the party, as usual, some articles will be written on these two LCD screens, the most common of which is to set up an electronic message board.

Lizhong Forum has its own online gossip platform, and students can use their own forum accounts to post on the gossip platform, which is equivalent to the school Weibo.

There are not many people who gossip on weekdays, but at the party, this platform can work, and the platform can be projected on the LCD screen to let the students gossip.At the same time, the host will come on stage at halftime and pick some interesting rumors to read to everyone.

Because the IDs are all hidden, there are often students breaking the news, confessing their love, or saying something foolish on the message board, so the electronic message board at the party has always been the focus of students' attention.

If the show is good, you can watch the show, and if the show is not good, you can read the message board. Once there are any interesting rumors, the sensational effect is no less than throwing burdens in cross talk.

As for the rumor reading session in the middle, the two hosts participated together. Shen Youyun originally thought that if Lu Yuan was not in good condition, then let Xia Xin go alone.

Now it seems that my worries should be unnecessary.

Soon, halfway through the show, it was time to interact with the message board at halftime. This is often the time when the audience is most confident and excited. Usually there will be weird messages appearing. It depends on how the host chooses.

The biggest revelation on the message board at last year's party was that a boy in the second year of high school confessed his love to a boy in the third year of high school, which caused a sensation.

I don't know what kind of explosive news will appear today.

After Lu Yuan and Xia Xin came to the stage, they took out their mobile phones. Their mobile phones were connected to the message board, and the two began to take turns picking out interesting rumors and reading them out.

"A classmate named Pure Little Man Niu left a message: My biggest dream in this life is to remain a virgin, just because I want to leave my chastity to - the principal."

The first message Lu Yuan read made the scene explode!

Who is this, who actually confessed his love to Lizhong's beloved pig-tailed principal Zhu!

Still a man!

There were boos and applause at the scene, and Principal Zhu stood up from his seat cooperatively and waved to the students.

Sitting next to him, Wang Ke repeatedly said, "Principal, pay attention to your image, pay attention to your image."

"The student named Metal No. 25 left a message: Please tell Zhou Huadong, a classmate in Senior 21, I will wait for you for the rest of my life until you return the 15 yuan you owe me."

This message caused a burst of laughter at the scene. I thought it was another confession, but I didn't know it was a debt collection.

The two of them were like this, you and me, the students at the scene really racked their brains to make headlines, thinking of tricks to make up jokes, the more shocking the better, the less moral the stronger.

In short, it is just to make everyone laugh, and the party is just for fun.

Lu Yuan and Xia Xin read for five or six minutes. After reading more than 6 pieces, all kinds of tricks were almost finished. Some of them were too immoral to read, and the atmosphere of the scene gradually cooled down. This session was about to end.

At this time, Lu Yuan winked at Xia Xin, indicating that he would read another one.

"Hey, here's another message from Lu Yuan, Class 19, Senior One."

Lu Yuan held the phone and said, but there was no such message on the phone or the screen.

Obviously, this was Lu Yuan saying what he wanted to say, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

"There is a saying that trusting anyone is as wrong as not trusting anyone. But I think it is always wrong to trust a friend. It is a pity that some people you regard as friends, but they do not treat you the same. Regarding this kind of behavior, I want to say that I can understand, but I can’t forgive it, and give it to my former friends. Thank you, this is the end of the message board session, and please enjoy the next program, the stage play "Marriage Proposal."

There was no applause, no cheers, no boos, just silence.

The whole school basically knew about Lu Yuan's affairs, but they didn't expect that what Lu Yuan cared more about was not his own innocence, but losing the trust of his friends.

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"Marriage Proposal" is a satirical play written by Chekhov, a master of Russian literature. Through the story of the landlord, the landlord's daughter and neighbors coming to propose marriage, it humorously and bitterly satirizes the greed and ugliness of the Russian landlord class.

And tonight's "Marriage Proposal" starring high school students, after Shen Youyun's adaptation, it is a little less spicy, a little more humorous, a little less connotative, and a little more funny.

The first one to appear was Bai Ye, and the girls at the scene exclaimed, Bai Ye was 1 meters tall, and today she was wearing a slim-fit suit. Standing on the stage, she looked like a male model.

For some female students, there is no need to perform this one-act play, and they are willing to applaud this show if Bai Ye just stands on the stage for 5 minutes.

Then Bo Wenxuan appeared on the stage. In this comparison, the originally handsome Bo Wenxuan was immediately compared. Among other things, his body instantly became obscene under the background of the white leaves.

Under Shen Youyun's adaptation, the plot was changed from Russia in the 19th century to China in the 21st century; the roles of father, daughter and neighbors have changed to brothers, sisters and friends of brothers.

The older brother's friend came to propose to his younger sister, and the older young man wanted to get married soon; the older brother was anxious to marry his younger sister so that he could get rid of the trouble;

All three parties were interested in this marriage, but the younger sister appeared on the stage and chatted with the older brother's friend. After chatting for a few words, they started arguing over "whether tofu nao is sweet or salty".

The two quarreled more and more fiercely. At this time, the elder brother came out to help and speak up for the younger sister. After hearing that the younger sister ate sweet tofu nao, my friend liked to eat salty tofu nao, and he himself ate tofu nao with chili peppers!

As a result, the two quarreled and turned into a salty, sweet and spicy three-party melee.

In the end, the brother's friend was angry and left, but the sister became sad and said that she wanted to find someone to marry earlier, so she let him come back.

The elder brother had no choice but to call his friend to come back. The two reconciled and began to discuss the wedding.

But when discussing the wedding, my brother handed over a plate of Oreo biscuits, and my brother's friend picked up the Oreo and put it in his mouth to eat.

The younger sister exclaimed, this guy didn't unscrew the Oreo and lick it before eating, and then the two quarreled and stood up again.

This time the elder brother stood on the younger sister's side, and together with the younger sister, they fought against this vulgar man who ate food and didn't know the details.

Such an adaptation, coupled with the hard-working performance of the three on stage, made the audience laugh wildly.

Especially Bai Ye, this guy kept a cold face from the beginning to the end, but he said his lines in a serious manner, the contrast effect made all the girls cute.

At the end of the show, when the elder brother played by Bai Ye decided to let it go, stop embarrassing his friends and let him marry his sister, the phone rang suddenly on the stage.

It was the phone in Bai Ye's pocket, and Shen Youyun's heart tightened in the audience. Unexpectedly, Bai Ye forgot to turn off her mobile phone. The previous performance was very good. I hope Bai Ye can handle this accident well.

Bai Ye remained calm, took out the phone from her pocket naturally, pretended to say a few words after connecting, and then hung up the phone.

Shen Youyun was heaving a sigh of relief, thinking that Bai Ye had handled it well, but after hanging up the phone, Bai Ye said to Bo Wenxuan: "I'm really sorry my friend, I think it's impossible to marry my sister to you. Because Someone called me and exposed your true face, I never expected that you are such a person."

Backstage Shen Youyun listened for a moment, isn't this a line from the script?How could Bai Ye make up her own lines?

Bo Wenxuan on the stage was also stunned, what word is Bai Ye?

Didn't he agree to marry his younger sister to him in the end, and then the two chatted happily, and finally he asked "Do you like salty rice dumplings or sweet rice dumplings", and that ended the curtain?

At this moment Lin Sifan spoke and asked, "Why, brother, don't you want your sister to marry off?"

Bai Ye shook her head, and said: "My silly sister, this friend of mine... Hey, I never thought that he is... he is such a person!"

Lin Sifan asked again: "What kind of person? As long as it's a man, I can marry."

Bai Ye shook her head again, and said, "But...he may not be a man, or rather, he may not be a complete man."

"Ah? What if he's not a man? Could it be that he's a cute girl?"

"You're half right. In fact, he is really a cute girl, but... a cute girl with a hanger!"

Lin Sifan was so frightened that Huarong turned pale, and exclaimed: "Brother, you must be lying, how is it possible?"

Bai Ye said again: "A good friend of mine sent me the evidence just now, if you don't believe me, you can see it!"

Just after Bai Ye finished speaking, a photo, two photos, three photos suddenly popped up on the LCD screens on both sides of the stage... One photo after another began to play on the message board in a loop.

At first glance, these photos are all cute, two-dimensional cute girls, some are wearing black silk, some are wearing suspenders, and some are wearing white pantyhose.

The expressions are either pouting, cute as a kitten, or covering your cheeks to show cuteness.

But after looking at a few photos carefully, everyone will find that this cute girl is none other than Bo Wenxuan standing on the stage!

When everyone discovered this fact, the auditorium finally exploded, and everyone whispered with their mobile phones in their hands.

In this day and age, fake women and women's clothing are not heinous things, but it is still very shocking for the relatively simple-minded high school students to play cosplay in women's clothing around them.

And some of the photos in the back began to become more and more naked, and even ** appeared.

Wang Ke hurriedly stood up from his seat, ran to the multimedia room, and demanded to turn off the computer immediately.

However, the staff in the multimedia room had already turned off the computer, but the message board was still there, indicating that the message board had been remotely controlled.

At this time, you can only unplug the power supply, but the power supply of the LCD panel and the headlight are connected together, so if you want to unplug it, you can unplug it together.

If the lights go out together, there will be a stampede accident in the dark, and then the responsibility will be great, Wang Ke dare not unplug the power.

So the LCD screen was on like this, and there were more and more photos on the message board, until later it was no longer a photo of Bo Wenxuan's women's clothing, but a photo of chat records appeared.

Many people took a closer look, and I'm going, this chat record is even more explosive than the photos, and it's all about Bo Wenxuan pretending to be a girl and cheating netizens on the Internet!

It turned out that Bo Wenxuan beautified himself to be very cute through superb makeup and PS technology, and even deceived some netizens, who came to chat with Bo Wenxuan.

Bo Wenxuan started online dating with some of the netizens, and one of the uncles even said that he would support Bo Wenxuan and give him tens of thousands of pocket money a month.

All kinds of black materials were sent to the LCD screen like snowflakes. Bai Ye stood in the center of the stage, looked at Bo Wenxuan who was completely stupefied, pulled out the microphones from his ears, stepped forward and said to him: "Remember Hold on, if you have shit in your butt, don't think about giving it to others. Eat it and wipe it off yourself first."

After finishing speaking, Bai Ye turned around and bowed to the audience, then stepped off the stage with Lin Sifan.

Bo Wenxuan was left alone on the stage, standing there blankly, as if his soul had been emptied.

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In the end, Bo Wenxuan was pushed off by other students, and he went back to the classroom directly after stepping off the stage, not daring to trouble Bai Ye.

Whether it's a quarrel or a fight, he will never be Bai Ye's opponent, let alone he has no face to appear in front of everyone.

Shen Youyun said to Bai Ye angrily: "Bai Ye, is this why you replaced another classmate on stage? And Lin Sifan, have you two discussed it? Tell me, this matter will cause Bo Wenxuan How much damage, if something happens to him, will you be responsible for it?"

Bai Ye replied: "Then what did he do to Lu Yuan? What happened to Lu Yuan, who will be responsible, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Youyun was left speechless by Bai Ye's words, and then Bai Ye said: "Hmph, I just exposed the tip of his iceberg. Don't worry, Mr. Shen, judging from what he has done, this little thing It won't do him any harm at all. In a couple of days he'll be looking great again."

Lin Sifan also said: "Mr. Shen, you should care more about Lu Yuan. He still values ​​his friends."

When Lin Sifan said this, Lu Yuan was participating in the last performance on stage.

The last ending program is the old-fashioned calligraphy and guzheng performance, one person plays the guzheng, and one person writes big characters.

After playing a song and writing the words, and then showing it to everyone, the party will be a perfect curtain call.

Lu Yuan didn't know the one who played the piano, but he did know the one who wrote big characters, it was Zhou Junlu.

Lu Yuan stood beside Zhou Junlu. Tonight she was wearing a plain white linen robe. Her long hair was coiled up and tied with a black cloth belt, revealing her snow-white neck. Her small and delicate face seemed to be The portraits of beauties are so ordinary that the eyeballs of the little boys under the stage all dropped.

Tonight she and Bai Ye appeared on the stage one after another, basically killing all the boys and girls present.

Holding a large brush in her slender hands as white as tender lotus roots, she splashed ink on the rice paper, drawing a few large characters on silver hooks and iron, which read "There are roads in the mountains of books, hard work is the path, and the sea of ​​learning is boundless and hard work."

Zhou Junlu took the first grade in the mid-term exam this time, even better than Bai Ye, and it is well-deserved to write these words.

After finishing writing, Lu Yuan picked up the rice paper and blew it lightly, glanced at it, appreciated it briefly, and felt that the writing was really good.

At this time, the sound of the zither hadn't ended yet, and Zhou Junlu asked softly, "How is my writing?"

Lu Yuan nodded and said, "Okay, okay."

Zhou Junlu smiled lightly and said, "How do you know?"

In fact, Lu Yuan really doesn't know what is good about it, but he just thinks the word is very neat and beautiful, and it looks like it has a little impression.

At this time, the sound of the zither stopped, and Lu Yuan quickly turned the rice paper over and lifted it above his head, serving as a shelf for writing back.

Then, amid the applause of the audience, this interesting and slightly chaotic cultural evening ended like this.

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After the party, Lu Yuan took off his makeup and wanted to call Bai Ye because he had some questions to ask Bai Ye.

But Bai Ye's cell phone was turned off, and he asked Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen said that he left after the show and didn't even take a group photo with the final cast members.

Jia Yumeng went to drink milk tea with the members of the dance team, Lin Sifan went to dinner with the members of the cosplay club, and everyone slowly left.

The stage, which was bustling with excitement ten minutes ago, became quiet in an instant.

Lu Yuan stayed until the end. He helped Teacher Shen pack up and clean up the backstage before leaving.

When Lu Yuan walked out of the auditorium with Teacher Shen, he suddenly saw a person standing not far from the door. He saw Lu Yuan coming out, but ran away again.

It seems to be Ge Yiming.

"Who was that just now? Why did you run away when you saw you?" Teacher Shen asked.

Lu Yuan said, "Probably someone with a bad heart."

Teacher Shen understood what Lu Yuan meant, and wanted to comfort him, but he didn't know what to say.

"Lu Yuan, the teacher asks you, do you think friendship is more important or love?" Shen Youyun asked suddenly.

"what?"

Lu Yuan was obviously frightened by this question, and said, "Teacher, I'm still a child."

Shen Youyun smiled and said: "You children sometimes don't look like children at all. Do you know the teacher's answer?"

Lu Yuan said, "I know."

Shen Youyun said: "Oh? Then tell me."

"It must be love."

"Why?"

"Because you, like our coach Gao, are an older unmarried young woman."

These words almost killed Shen Youyun, now she knew why the girl named Jia Yumeng in the dance team always liked to pinch this guy.

Shen Youyun calmed down and said: "Actually, the teacher's answer is that friendship may be more important in a person's life. We are all young now, so we feel that love is indispensable. But when we get older, maybe Only then will you realize the preciousness of friendship. Do you know that love always brings more distress than happiness to people, while friendship, on the contrary, brings more happiness and less distress. And the most important thing in life is not to be happy?"

Lu Yuan disagreed with Shen Youyun's words, and said: "Teacher, don't say that we are all young, I am young, you are not young anymore."

Shen Youyun finally couldn't bear it anymore, and gave Lu Yuan a chestnut!

In the end, Lu Yuan and Mr. Shen said goodbye in the garage. Shen Youyun said: "Lu Yuan, actually, you don't need to be depressed, because you have the best friend in this world."

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After arriving home, Lu Yuan lay on the bed tiredly, after a party, it was really hard work.

He lay on the court and relived what happened in the past two days like a movie, which was really unexpected.

I hope that next week, I can devote myself to the training of the basketball team and prepare for the upcoming city competition.

Fortunately, the party was quite exciting, and that Bo Wenxuan... Forget it, I didn't take this guy seriously at all, let him die if he wants to die, if he wants a rope, he can borrow that training rope give him.

There is also the matter of plagiarizing posts on the post bar. If it is not done by yourself, then in all likelihood, it is done by someone from the Literature Club, or someone stole Ge Yiming's QQ, or it is simply done by Ge Yiming himself.

Because Lu Yuan lent Ge Yiming to play with his mobile phone.

Lu Yuan fell on the bed and thought wildly, thinking of the words written by Zhou Junlu, "There are roads in the mountains of books, hard work is the path, and the sea of ​​learning is boundless and hard work." Why do you feel that you have an impression of this word?

Lu Yuan just thought and thought, turned out all the things about calligraphy in his mind, and passed them in front of his eyes.

At this time, Lu Yuan suddenly thought of something, sat up suddenly from the bed, then quickly got up, went to his desk and opened the drawer.

Lu Yuan took out a notebook from the drawer, opened it, and a stack of square rice paper fell out from it.

Then he opened the rice paper. This is not the calligraphy practiced by Lu Yuan himself, but Chen Huansheng sent his own letter of challenge in September.

This unique gauntlet was written on rice paper with a brush and sent over. It was very formal, so Lu Yuan kept the gauntlet and put it in his notebook.

When he unfolded the gauntlet, he saw two large characters, "war gauntlet" in traditional characters.

Seeing the word "book", Lu Yuan finally knew where his impression of the word "evening party" came from.

(End of County Contest)

　The county competition article is finally over, and I wrote a lot of things that have nothing to do with basketball.Recently, because I am busy, I have no time to communicate with you.Some people say that high school students are not so complicated. I want to say that many things in the book are adapted from my personal experience, and of course the book is exaggerated.For example, in the recent plot, I want to talk about two things in middle school. One is a girl who is usually taciturn. She writes anonymous letters for the boys she likes, pranks, and slanders another girl. The second is a good friend of mine. Friend, suddenly got into a conflict with me one day and then never spoke to me again.The first thing was told to me by the slandered girl at my class reunion after graduating from university; the second thing, I didn’t know the reason until seven years later, because the girl my friend liked liked me.Thinking back, in fact, there are many things that I can’t predict in middle and high school. Students are sometimes very simple, so they are very good when they are good, and they are especially bad when they are bad. Often because of some inconspicuous things, they do things that move you or make you sick. move.Of course, all this has to come to an end, the city competition is about to begin, the county competition is all weak opponents, the city competition, the real strong enemy, a life-and-death competition is coming!

(End of this chapter)