ebonymovies Chapter 156 Cat Life Is Difficult
Chapter 156 Cat Life Is Difficult
Chapter 156 Cat Life Is Difficult
Q: How does Duoshe feel after becoming a cat?
Answer: I want to die.
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In the laboratory, I was masturbated by Tsunade's shadow clone for a long time, and finally escaped from the cruel place, and was thrown by Tsunade from the Flying Thunder God Formation to the Hokage Building... and then, it fell into the hands of Tsunade's body inside.Tsunade gently grabbed the fur on the back of its neck, and brought the "dumb as a wooden chicken" back to the office, and flashed it in front of Ino and Shizune.
Tsunade: "Guess who this is?"
"Meow!"
"Master, where did the cat come from?"
Ino's eyes lit up, and he felt that the cuteness in his girl's heart was going to be full.
"Why are there cats in the office?"
Mute is also eye-catching.
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"This is a new achievement made by humans." Tsunade handed the cat to Ino, and Ino quickly hugged it.While saying: "It is one of the people.... This is not a transformation technique! Ino, play slowly..." Tsunade looked at Ino and the big cat in Ino's arms with great interest.The raccoon cat's face is full of lovelessness - it just watched itself being sterilized by Tsunade!Xin said: "If I have a psychological shadow in the future, I will definitely find you..."
But actually... no.
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Ino, Ino, Ino finished the mute... the mute, the mute, the mute finished the Tsunade... the Tsunade, the Tsunade, the Tsunade...
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The life of a cat is hard, but the cat is tough.
It felt prickly and uncomfortable all over its body, and it seemed that its fur was about to be brushed.
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After returning home at night, something even more tragic happened: Youren's body will be transformed into a human meow all night... Is there any reason?Is there still justice?This is the "doubt cat life" ah!This is decisively not a "ruthless man" but a "wolf destroyer". Not only is it three points more than a ruthless man, but it is also cruel... It is lying in the small nest where it was originally a porpoise, not wanting to move——
In this way, no one disturbed, lying on the stomach quietly, which is in line with the biological instinct of cats.So unexpectedly comfortable and cozy...
Better be like this forever, meow!
Really fragrant.
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"Hum..."
Dolphin meowed and hummed at Youren from a distance, feeling aggrieved by being taken over from his comfortable nest.
You meow's tail flicked left and right, leisurely like a retired employee.
His eyes were narrowed, and he made a "snoring" sound. The internal organs, bones and muscles of his whole body vibrated at a high frequency with this sound. It felt like someone was giving him a massage. It was extremely comfortable... But I thought: "No wonder cats and tigers are so lazy. They lie on their stomachs every day, but their muscles and bones are strong. So the roots are here... This kind of snoring is really good! This is the biological instinct of cats. If a person wants to get this Ability, but it needs acquired training!" It closed its eyes comfortably, but the vigilance of its biological instinct made it always pay attention to the movement around it.
Dolphin just "hummed", but did not dare to approach.The cat that has been taken away by you is naturally different from ordinary cats. Its eyes seem to have magical powers. When you get close and look at you meow's eyes, it seems to make people's minds go blank...
Even the movement of wagging its tail can easily make people addicted, and people who can hear that kind of snoring are very likely to be in a trance and distracted.
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This is not because humans deliberately cast illusions on porcupines, but the ability that cats possess instinctively after their bodies possess human intelligence.It seems like "I want this way" and then "this way".
Just like holding something with your hands, you just reach out and grab it. There is no need to learn it.
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But the bat that was taken away earlier was already in Yunnin Village in the Land of Thunder... Along the way, it can be regarded as seeing some natural wonders, the thunder in the valley is unaware, and the Land of Thunder They are all mountains, the towering peaks are like swords, but the land that can be used for human life is barren. The living environment of the people is not very good, and life is very hard.Lei, it rings every once in a while, just like Lei Zhenzi and Zeus are holding a meeting here, you come to me, I don’t know when will be the end!
But because the mountains are densely forested, there is no shortage of mosquitoes in the mountains.Along the way, it drank dew when it was thirsty, and saw birds and mice when it was hungry. It was very easy to find a safe branch to hang on when it was sleeping and resting.
If you go to the Land of Winds, where there is yellow sand everywhere, you will definitely not have such good conditions.
When it arrived at Yunin Village, it hung on the wires outside the classroom of the school in Yunin Village during the day, and did not move for a whole day.At night, while hunting for prey, he explored the environment of Yun Ren Village clearly.
As for Yun Nin's thunder escape ninjutsu, it is effortless to get it——
Whoever gives way is the foundation of Yunnin.
It's taught in ninja school.
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"I'm a happy little bat...here's my brother—" The ultrasonic wave was sent out at a frequency inaudible to the human ear, and the surrounding terrain and objects were precisely constructed, and the flying mice on the ground were swooped down by it. He grabbed the neck directly, carried it all the way into the air, hung it on the wire, and began to add food... While eating, he carefully experienced every detail of digestion in the body.If it wasn't inconvenient in Yunin Village where ninjas gather, it would definitely use ninjutsu...
Forget it.
Safety first.
With its small body, it is estimated that even Raikage's fist can't withstand it.Enter the village quietly, and leave quietly when you are bored, there is no need to take risks.
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On the same night, the bat and the cat lead completely different lives—one needs to hunt by itself, while the other becomes a master.
People themselves sigh: how important appearance is to survive in this world.Ugly bats just run fast, or they will be disemboweled by Tsunade; although cute and cute cats are slapped by three women, they are poisoned by themselves...but other than that , that little day was so pleasant—especially the unbelievable one was given a mouthful of carp soup!
Just ask: Are you angry?
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Three days later, the weekend.
Ino hugged Yourenmao, took it directly to the "Purple" store, and then put it on the table at the bar, only three feet away from the coffee machine.Then, put a red bow on it, "Okay, solicit business for me here... Remember, when you meet beautiful female guests and handsome young men, you should meow and say hello..."
Ino raised his right hand to the position of his ear, and made a cute and cute waving gesture... "Also, keep an eye on the shop for me!"
Not long after, Sakura entered the shop, and then the two girls walked away with their arms around each other...Leaving such a cute kitten behind, they left!
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Youren Meow lay on the table speechlessly, beckoned when he saw a customer, and didn’t lose a piece of meat with a meow—the key is that the store is his own, so he must be careful.Those employees should also keep an eye on them, whoever is lazy and doesn't work hard, they will secretly write it down... In other words, isn't that what Ino meant...
(End of this chapter)