Chapter 778 Zhong Kui Wants to Marry
Chapter 778 Zhong Kui Wants to Marry
Chapter 778 Zhong Kui Wants to Marry
The first one to wake up was not Yunchu, nor the gentle, nor hardworking Di Renjie, but the idle Zhong Kui.
When he came to Chang'an before, he always came and went in a hurry. Even when he was an official in Wannian County, he tried not to leave the county office as much as possible.
This is a good choice for a person who attracts the attention of countless people as soon as he goes out.
However, Zhong Kui still hopes that he can live a leisurely life among the crowd, and live a peaceful and leisurely life that ordinary Chang'an people can live.
Wen Rou said that Zhong Kui does not often appear in Chang'an City, it is a kind of gentleness belonging to kind and ugly people, and a kindness that does not disturb other people's lives.
Zhong Kui felt that these words were very warm, that's what he thought.
The early morning in Chang'an is the warmest and most comfortable morning Zhong Kui has ever experienced. At this time, the people who go to work have already gone to work at the moment of dawn. Only idlers like him have the opportunity to truly enjoy the early morning in Chang'an.
The sun had just left the mountain, and it was as red as a red-hot iron ball. The trees that had been scorched for a day became vigorous and green again after a night of rest.
Vendors on Suzaku Street who serve supper and breakfast are yawning and clearing up their stalls, while those stall owners who only serve breakfast are staring at every potential customer with piercing eyes, hoping to do more business.
There are many carriages on the street, but most of them are the carriages covered with gray curtains. This kind of carriages can be seen as belonging to Pingkangfang. Which rich family held an all-night carnival, the carriages passed by, the smell of wine and powder made many libertines stop and take a deep breath.
Zhong Kui also heard it, and gave a tacit smile to the prodigal who seemed uglier than him. This feeling is great.
Wannian County Yali also provides breakfast, the content and quality are dozens of times cleaner and more delicious than the stalls on the street, but Zhong Kui resolutely sat on the stall, eating the black sesame oil that the boss fished out. The deep-fried dough sticks, drinking silken tofu, surprisingly delicious.
Although the fritters were a bit bitter, the soft tofu was not that good, and it didn't even have a bean flavor, but he still thought it was very good.
The owner of the deep-fried fritters never changes the oil. Once the oil is low, add it in. The reason why the tender tofu has no bean flavor is that when the soy milk is boiled, the bean skin that condenses on the surface of the soy milk is removed a few times. ten.
This is what Yunchu often said that the industrial chain should be extended. When Wannian County develops its industry, it must pay attention to the profits of the upstream and downstream industrial chains, and finally spread the profits evenly on all the industrial chains. This is the only way Only in this way can more industries be developed and more people employed.
Now, Zhong Kui is very sure that those singers and dancers who went to rich people's banquets are faithfully implementing the spirit of Yunchu's speech on the industrial chain.
While Zhong Kui was eating his junk breakfast and thinking about the disaster that Yunchu had brought to the city, a beautifully dressed woman sat opposite Zhong Kui with a smile on her face.
Just when Zhong Kui was wondering what this woman was looking for, he heard the woman say, "Your Majesty is thirty this year, right?"
The first time Zhong Kui met a woman whom he hadn't run away from, he politely cupped his hands and said, "Eight out of twenty."
The woman became even happier when she heard the words, and looked at Zhong Kui's face and said, "What a fine man, have you ever been married?"
This was the first time someone asked him this question, and Zhong Kui said in a dumbfounded way: "Never married."
The woman laughed more and more happily, waved her handkerchief at Zhong Kui and said, "You can see it at a glance, if there is someone in the family who knows what's cold and what's hot, he won't have to eat the oily old people this early in the morning.
I wonder if Mr. Lang can have a house in Chang'an City? "
Zhong Kui didn't know what this woman was going to do. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that when he was an official in Wannian County, the county government seemed to have assigned him a house, which was on the edge of Dongshi where the Wannian County government was located.
So, he pointed to Changle Square on the edge of Dongshi and said, "Changle Square has a yard, but it's not big."
Zhong Kui felt that the woman's eyes were shining after hearing the location of his house, and gradually understood what this woman was going to do and who she was.
The woman moved the bench to lean against Zhong Kui, and said in a low voice, "Does your lord make a living in Chang'an City?"
Zhong Kui thought for a moment and said, "I was originally a Taoist priest."
I thought the woman would give up by saying this, but she became more and more excited, and hurriedly said: "Can I return to vulgarity? I see that the gentleman is not wearing Taoist robes."
Zhong Kui couldn't help laughing in his heart, but with the attitude of entering the world, he said softly: "Taoism never talked about returning to the vulgar, but it is only now that it has entered the world."
"Can I go and see your house..."
It was already noon, Yunchu, Wenrou, and Di Renjie had finished their official duties, and once again gathered in the back house of Wannian County to drink tea.
Yunchu threw the tea root and said to Wen Rou and Di Renjie, "Zhong Kui went to his house with a matchmaker. This is the first time he took the key to see his house. Tell me, does this guy miss his wife?"
Wen Rou said angrily: "Good and bad don't intermarry. There are widows and young ladies who have not gone out in my family. What is he doing outside?"
Di Renjie said disdainfully: "Which of the widows and young ladies in your family are not looking forward to your husband's immediate conferment? Oh, several of them have already hoped for their husband to death. What's the matter, don't you give up?"
Gentlely said: "What was Zhong Kui's reason for being the No. [-] scholar? Wasn't it just to seek a family background?
Although he is always frustrated, he can't go from one extreme to another, right?In doing so, he is not only sorry for his ability, but also sorry for his original intention back then. "
Di Renjie retorted, "I'm mainly sorry for the widow aunt with two girls in your family, right?"
He took a sip of tea gently and said, "How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air? My aunt is only 22 years old this year. Not to mention her good looks, there are few people who can match her virtues. Besides, Zhong Kui married my aunt. , and can get a big dowry from the boss out of thin air, which is a good thing."
Di Renjie's eyes widened with anger, he pointed at Wen Rou and said, "Dowry? Do you think there will be a shameless person among my brothers who covets a woman's dowry?"
Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie with incomprehensible eyes and said, "I remember when you left Beijing and went back to Bingzhou to marry the Wang family, you told me about several good things about the Wang family, and one of them was a generous dowry."
Di Renjie suddenly lost his temper, and came to Di Renjie's side with gentleness and sadness, and said: "It turns out that among our brothers, there must be a shameless person who covets a woman's dowry..."
While the three were yelling at each other, Zhong Kui came back, leaning against the door frame with a tall figure, watching the three gentlemen who seemed to have all the benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness to attack each other with obscene language, and every sentence never left his lower body. and reproductive equipment.
Just when Di Renjie pouted his buttocks to indicate that Wen Rou had the ability to come up, Zhong Kui said with a smile: "Whether it's Mrs. Wen or Miss Di, we can meet you."
One sentence calmed down the scene, then looked at Yun Chu and said, "Does your family have a suitable one?"
Yun Chu thought for a moment, raised his eyebrows at Zhong Kui and said, "At present, there are only four, five or six of them who are fat. Not to mention their ingenuity, they still make good tea and rice. If you marry them, you will surely make a fortune. You know the benefits of them."
Zhong Kui slapped his mountain-shaped bald head with a slap. Thinking of the old women in the Yun family, he shook his head with difficulty and said, "Although I don't pick and choose, I still leave your family's four, five or six fats for you to enjoy. Bar."
After speaking, he told Di Renjie to Ruan Rou: "A certain family is planning to enter the WTO, since it has entered the WTO, it must be thorough, at least like a normal person.
After listening to Mrs. Jin’s words today, I suddenly realized that it was because I was too ugly, unwilling to socialize with others, and lived too alone, which made me always have a good view of outsiders, which led me to leave The familiar circle in Chang'an was blocked and suffered everywhere.
Now that I have figured it out, get married when you should get married, buy a family business when you should set up a family business, have children, and experience all the things that can be enjoyed in the world first, and then talk about the ghosts in the eighteenth hell. "
Rourou's eyes immediately understood Zhong Kui's thoughts, and she opened her mouth and said, "Confucius said, if you can't serve people, how can you serve ghosts?"
Zhong Kui nodded seriously.
Rourou breathed a sigh of relief and said: "In this way, my aunt must be your good match. I won't say anything. I'll go home and report to my uncle. With him as the master, you can get married in three days."
Di Renjie followed closely and said, "Think clearly, although my younger sister is also a widow, she is only eighteen this year!"
Yunchu was furious when he heard the words of these two bastards: "Isn't Zhong Kui worthy of marrying a big yellow girl?
With his number one talent, fierce tiger skills, and pure nature, he can easily marry a royal princess. Do you have to hand over your widowed sister to Zhong Kui? "
Wen Rou sneered and said, "Is Li Si Shisan?"
Yunchu looked back at Zhong Kui, who was not looking like a human being, and shook his head, "That child is out of his mind and in poor health. I plan to raise him for a few more years..."
Zhong Kui coughed self-deprecatingly and said, "Young women, such as my little sister, often imagined that a beautiful man would suddenly appear in front of her eyes when she was not out of the cabinet. Presumably the other little girls must also think the same way. It's ugly, it's better to marry a mature woman."
Yun Chu sighed and said, "In other words, the girls that the matchmaker Mrs. Jin told you are daughters of good families, but they just want money, right?"
Zhong Kui nodded and said: "I don't like other women marrying me with the idea of jumping into the fire pit to save and support their whole family.
Although I am unbearable, I still have some expectations for good things. "
Rourou listened to Zhong Kui's words, pondered for a moment and said: "Then it can only be my aunt, she was entrusted with no one before, and after her husband's death, her life in her husband's house was extremely miserable, and she asked for help several times before being taken home by my uncle.
Although that family was almost killed by me later, I still haven't let go of my breath. As long as Zhong Kui decides to marry my aunt, I will clean up the mess and let you get married quietly without being disturbed by foreign objects . "
Di Renjie sighed and said that he would not compete with Wenrou anymore. His sister is still young, so she probably still has longings for her husband's appearance.
"Give me a picture, as long as you can accept it, I will marry you!"
Zhong Kui smiled and stood in the sunshine. Although he was still ugly as before, he was extraordinarily sunny and majestic.
Although Yun Chu, Wen Wen, and Di Renjie are not famous painters, their mere portraits are naturally not a problem.
After a while, the three portraits were released. Wen Wen tried to beautify Zhong Kui as much as possible, Di Renjie tried his best to express Zhong Kui's majestic body, and as for the face, he only drew a relatively good-looking profile.
Only Yunchu drew the appearance of Zhong Kui wearing a webbed head with two wings, wearing a red official robe, wearing dark cloud boots, holding a long sword, and staring at him with anger.
(End of this chapter)
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