Chapter 537 The Liar from the Western Regions
Chapter 537 The Liar from the Western Regions
Chapter 537 The Liar from the Western Regions
Wannian County burns a lot of charcoal, but because of the types of trees, the charcoal burned is not good, and the charcoal is light.
In addition, Wannian County has used a lot of coal in the past few years, and people basically no longer use unburned charcoal.
In order not to let the charcoal fall into his hands, Yunchu replaced the charcoal with Changsun Chong for steel charcoal.
Steel charcoal is a good thing. Throwing it on the ground can make the sound of metal and iron. This thing is very resistant to burning, and better steel charcoal is even more resistant to burning than coal.
Changsun Chong's family wanted a lot of charcoal for iron smelting. Although steel charcoal was not suitable for iron smelting, it was only because Changsun's iron smelting only needed the best materials, so they got a lot of steel charcoal.
This is a big deal, and it is also an act of Yunchu to take advantage of the Changsun family in an upright manner.
The reason why the Changsun family did such a loss-making business was entirely because Yunchu told Changsun Chong that Xu Jingzong wanted to harm their family.
Even though it was just a sentence, Chang Sun Chong appreciated it very much, and without hesitation replaced Yunchu's worthless charcoal with valuable steel charcoal.
The steel charcoal seldom smokes when it burns, and it is very burnt and has no peculiar smell. The price sold to Lao Huang of the Palace Gate Bureau is very good. Anyway, it is Li Zhi's money, so there is no need to save it for him.
With this amount of money in the account, the cotton seedlings that Yunchu invested in the spring finally did not lose their money, and some of it was recovered.
It's just that it will cost a lot of money to plant a large number of trees this winter and next spring, especially the weeping willows on both sides of the Bahe River, which need to be restored.
When Yunchu saw Yin Erhu on the way home, Yunchu knew that Bagman, a warrior from Shiguo, had arrived in Chang'an.
When Yunchu saw the tall man from the Western Regions leaning against the Chang'an city wall, chewing naan bread with his hands, it was like seeing a lion.
Because he was really wearing a lion's skin.
A black bald head protruded from the lion's open mouth. In the hot weather, this lion skin covered his whole body, and his exposed hands and feet were also black.
If it wasn't for seeing his smoky eyes, Yun Chu would have thought this guy was a Kunlun slave.
Seeing that Yunchu was looking at him, he also stared at Yunchu without fear. Seeing that Yunchu's gaze had not moved away, he handed Yunchu the leftover pancakes in his hand.
"Is he alone?" Yunchu asked Yin Erhu.
Yin Erhu said: "When we met him in Liangzhou, he was the only one with no entourage. We also inquired. His name is indeed Bagman. At the same time, we tested his skills. He is indeed worthy of what Lord Hou said. Brave and invincible."
Yunchu glanced around, then took the naan bread that Bagman handed over and asked in Huihe dialect, "Are you Bagman?"
Bagman, who was curled up under the city wall, jumped up, opened his arms to embrace Yunchu, and said loudly: "My brother, they don't allow me to enter Chang'an City, I really want to see this city of paradise, Can you show me inside?"
Yun Chu smiled and avoided Bagman's hug, looked into his smoky eyes and said, "Are you here for the decisive battle in Chang'an City?"
Bagman laughed and said, "Yes, yes, someone gave me a bag of gold coins and asked me to challenge a monkey."
Yun Chu turned his body slightly and continued, "Can you find that monkey?"
Bagman shook his head and said, "They said they don't need to look for it, the monkey will come to me then."
Yun Chu smiled and pressed his hands on Bagman's shoulders. Bagman's shoulders sank suddenly, and his back also collapsed. But after this step, the guy's exposed thick thigh muscles Zhang Zhang, his dark feet stepped on the ground, his figure was unwilling to continue to fall, Yun Chu's hands on his shoulders turned into claws, grabbing the lion's skin, and with a loud shout, he was about to lift Bagman from the ground and swing him. After a lap, hit the ground again.
But there was a sound of cracking silk, and Bagman's lion skin was scratched by Yun Chu, splitting from Bagman's body, and Bagman's body was still standing firmly on the ground.
Yun Chu raised his right foot, and kicked Bagman's calf, thigh, waist, and lower abdomen like lightning five times in a row, trying to neutralize his strength.
Bagman's left leg was kicked and trembling, until he was kicked in the lower abdomen, he couldn't hold on any longer, his left leg kneeled on the ground suddenly, Yun Chu's right foot landed, and with his right leg as the axis, he rotated his left leg Swing it like a giant axe and chop it at Bagman's head.
Bagman avoided the head, and this leg slammed heavily on his shoulder. Yunchu didn't hear the sound of the shoulder blade breaking, but heard a thud. While his left leg rested on Bagman's shoulder, he The right leg curled up, and the knee of the right leg slammed into Bagman's face fiercely.
Bagman's right arm stretched out in front of him, but he was too hasty and didn't use any strength. Yunchu's knee hit his arm, and his arm hit his tall nose backwards. When Yunchu turned his body backwards When he landed again, Bagman's face was already blooming, especially his nose. The first half of the bridge of the nose collapsed, bleeding profusely.
Yun Chu picked up the half piece of naan that fell on the ground, dusted off the dust and handed it to Bagman, who was waiting in full battle, saying, "I injured you, so I must treat you to a sheep."
At this time, Bagman's lion skin had been torn in half by Yunchu and fell to the ground, while Bagman didn't have a single thread on his body, so he stood standing under the city of Chang'an with a masculine symbol.
Facing the admiring gazes of men from Tang Dynasty and the fascinated gazes of women, Bagman picked up the lion skin from the ground and handed it to Yunchu with bare buttocks: "You still have to pay me for the lion skin."
Yun Chu smiled slightly, and threw the dustproof cloak on the bay red horse back to Bagman and said, "This is Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, the most glorious city in the world. If you don't wear clothes, you will be treated as a savage."
Bagman spat out the blood in his mouth, put on his cloak and pinched his nose with his hands, the nose flattened by his arm returned to its original shape, and picked up a huge sheepskin water bag from the ground and poured out some water indiscriminately After washing off the blood stains on his face, he said to Yunchu, "Is there any wine?"
Yunchu threw his wine jug to Bagman, who pulled out the cork and drank Yunchu's two-jin jug of rice wine.
After drinking, he handed the jug to Yunchu and said, "It's too weak."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "There is strong wine, let's go, I will take you to visit the most magnificent city in the world."
Bagman mentioned his huge animal skin package, followed Yunchu without any doubts, and entered Chang'an City.
Standing on Suzaku Street, Bagman's big mouth never closed again. Faced with his expression, no one in Chang'an was surprised. A savage came to Chang'an. This was their basic expression.
Yin Erhu leaned over and said, "Master Hou, be careful of fraud."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Go on looking for Bagman, this person is not our target."
For the rest of the day, Yunchu led Bagman to wander around half of Chang'an City under the scorching sun.
He took Bagman to eat a whole roast sheep, took him to drink the most powerful anti-virus in Chang'an City, took him to take the most comfortable bath in Bagman's life, and took him to a clothing store to buy He bought the most suitable Chinese hunting suit for him, and took him to disturb the most beautiful dancer in Chang'an City at noon, watching them dance, and finally came to Jinchangfang to taste the food in the big dining hall thoroughly. .
By this time, the sky had darkened.
When passing by a stall selling candied haws, Yunchu took two bunches of candied haws and handed them to Bagman.
Bagman chewed the candied haws into pieces without any doubt, eating two bites of a bunch with great pleasure.
Seeing the Yun's mansion in front of him, Yun Chu turned his head to look at Bagman and said, "There are some people I care about most living there, so you can't go in, you are a guest from afar, and I have already done my best." It's time to be the host, so now, you should go where you want to go."
Bagman looked at Yun Chu suspiciously and said, "My friend, I only know you in this city, and you broke my nose and tore my skin, no matter what, you should take me with you." I will go to your house and receive the same hospitality as a distinguished guest."
A thin fishing net came down from above, barely noticeable in the half-dark sky. The fishing net shone on Bagman, and he asked doubtfully, "What is this?"
Yun Chu said: "It's a fishing net woven with mulberry silk. Apart from its toughness, this kind of thing has no other advantages. It's very good for catching people."
"Am I not your friend?" Bagman asked Yunchu, throwing away the baggage in his hand.
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I really want to treat you as a friend, but what you're thinking about is how to kill me."
Bagman pondered for a moment and said, "Well, I'm here to kill monkeys."
Seeing that Zhang Jia and the bad guys had already closed the net, Yun Chu said calmly: "According to the rules of the Shi Kingdom, if I invite you to eat meat, drink alcohol, give you good clothes, listen to music, and watch beautiful women, you should help me." Do one thing to repay my kindness."
"I'm not Bagman, I'm Bulangzi!" (Uyghur elders' address for juniors is generally used for men.)
Yun Chu looked at the lion-like man and said, "Whose prodigal son are you? Bagman's?"
Bu Langzi shook his head and said, "No."
Yunchu walked around Bu Langzi and said: "Among the ten countries in the Western Regions, the people of Shi Country are the best at deceiving people. People there often say that the goshawks that the people of Shi Country can deceive fall on the ground, so I have no way to believe it. what you say."
"I'm a prodigal son, and I never lie."
Yun Chu sighed and said, "Since we met till now, you have lied to me at least three times, once to the owner of the restaurant, once to the diner singer, once to the dancer to sleep with you, once to the owner of the clothing store, and finally He also secretly took a piece of clothing from others.
Therefore, you are a liar and a true Shi Guo person. "
Bu Langzi grabbed the fishing net with both hands and prepared to tear it.
I heard Yun Chu say: "If you do this, you will only cut your hands, and it won't do anything."
"I heard that you Tang people are the biggest liars in the world. You lied to our women, cattle and sheep in the Western Regions, and even lied to us to help you fight wars. People from Shiguo don't lie to people. Let go of this thing and let's have a good discussion. .”
Yunchu said to Bu Langzi: "This is the fourth time you have lied to me."
Before the words fell, Bu Langzi roared, the muscles on his body swelled, and he was about to tear the fishing net, but those thin silk threads couldn't bear such strength, they quickly got into the flesh, and Bu Langzi was in pain. Call.
Seeing the fishing net being tightened, Yunchu looked at Bu Langzi, who was tightly wrapped by the fishing net, and said to Zhang Jia, "Leave it to Yanjiu, I want to know the truth."
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(End of this chapter)
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